He stepped out for a smoke only to realize that he had lost his cigarettes.
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Got home and someone has stolen all the bits of carpets and the mats.
He stepped out for a smoke only to realize he d lost his cigarettes.
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Police think it was the work of rug addicts.
Nor are puns the only form of carpet humor not by a long shot.
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All the flashlights from cameras and requesting voices from the media the scene it was just like what i remembered seeing on tv or a movie when i was a little girl the scene only when movie stars appeared.
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In the middle of the room under the carpet was a bump.
Or perhaps it was the era of the renaissance when people just couldn t handel the music of handel.
Was it the first humans who mistakenly called the sabertooth tiger a lightsabertooth tiger.
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Walking down the red carpet suddenly i felt very special and different.
There are no answers as to when this.
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This week s puns and one liners are on the theme of carpet jokes so they should cover quite a lot as normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality a friend of mine is a carpet fitter.
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Or maybe it all started in the middle ages when by a long shot the trebuchet was the most powerful weapon.
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.
In the middle the room under the carpet was a bump.
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